A few weeks ago I started browsing Pinterest for Bundt recipes. I was gonna knock it out of the park this year. It was gonna be a full-fledged Bundtpalooza. I found a recipe for a Samoa Bundt cake (recipe here). Samoa cookies are my favorite Girl Scout cookie. Making a Bundt form of my favorite once-a-year cookie seemed like a fantastic idea.
Fast forward to yesterday (I made my cake yesterday so I could tell you about it today).
Here's me heading out the door to the grocery store: Oooh. Don't forget the recipe for the Samoa Bundt Cake. Yes, that's a great idea. But I don't have time. I'll just check the recipe from my phone at the store.
Here's me driving to the store: Local radio stations stink. Katy Perry's "Roar" is not such a great song that it needs to be on 24-7, people. Local drivers don't know how to navigate a 4 way stop. YOU CALL THAT A STOP!?!
Here's me at the store: Let's check that recipe. Hmm...note from the recipe creator that says "This cake took nearly all day to make."
Hold the phone. A cake that takes ALL DAY to make? And it's already noon? And I still have a week's worth of groceries to buy, cart home, and put away before I can get my bake on?
So here's me in the baking aisle, basically trying to figure out a Bundt recipe idea on the fly: I want it to be chocolate. And caramel. And nuts. Ooooh...a turtle Bundt! Great idea. I know I have a chocolate cake mix at home. I can make caramel from scratch. I need some pecans and we'll be all set. I can make this happen, recipe or no.
So I make it home. I get to baking. I decided to make my caramel first. I used Pioneer Woman's Caramel Sauce recipe. Say what you will about the Pioneer Woman, but girlfriend can cook. I've never had a recipe of hers that I haven't liked. Her caramel sauce recipe is basic, but it's easy, fast, and versatile. It's great on ice cream. If you cook it for a little less time, it's great for dipping apple slices for a snack. If you cook it longer, it gets thicker, and that's the state I was going for in this Bundt. A nice, thick, ropy caramel sauce.
Caramel sauce ingredients are in the pan, melting and getting nice and gooey. I decide to start on the cake mix. I've been buying up cake mixes lately when they're on sale for a dollar (don't judge - it's cheap, it's easy, and my family cannot tell the difference between "from scratch" and "from box"). I know I've got at least one chocolate cake mix in the pantry. Possibly a devil's food cake too. I just know I want a nice chocolate cake to be the base of this Bundt. Go over to the pantry. Guess what? No. Chocolate. Cake. Mix.
Wait! There in the back! What is it? German Chocolate Cake mix. Hmm. Better than nothin'.
So I get the cake mix going. My caramel sauce is bubbling away nicely. I've got approximately 20 minutes before Middle and Youngest Child come home from school. I'll be able to get the cake into the oven by then, and we can rake some leaves while the cake bakes.
Phone rings. It's Middle Child. "Um...Hello? Mom? I missed the bus. Can you come to school and get me?"
So I'm rapidly greasing a Bundt pan, and rushing everything else so that I can get the cake in the oven and rush off to school. I turn off the heat on the caramel sauce before it's quite ready. It's not as thick as I'd like and I don't have time to cool it, but you've all figured out by now that I'm a real mom and not a professional blogger (my cheap photography was probably your first clue; second clue is probably the fact that I only blog once in a blue moon because I have no time). I have to get the kid, the cake can be rushed and less than perfect.
So, pour one half of the cake batter into the very well greased Bundt pan. Then pour 1/2 of the less-than-thick, not-so-much-cooled caramel sauce on top of the batter. Sprinkle with pecans. (In my dream world where kids don't miss buses, this was going to be an amazing caramel-pecan tunnel in the middle of the Bundt.) Top with remaining cake batter. Pop into oven. As you're popping it into the oven, hear the front door open. Hey, it's Middle Child, who found a ride home with the neighbor girl. Count to ten and take a deep breath.
So we wait for Youngest child to get home, then we go rake leaves with a timer stuck into my pocket so I can take the cake out in time. Rake, rake, rake. Realize that raking with kids is just about as effective as raking with puppies. Timer goes off. Back inside, test the cake for doneness. Let it cool on the counter for a bit before taking out of the pan. Finish raking. Drag Youngest Child out of the leaf pile in the street. Take Youngest Child in the house. Attempt to release cake from Bundt pan.
Anybody who has ever made a Bundt will understand The Moment. It's the moment of truth in Bundt cake baking. When you unmold your cake, it will either come out in one smooth whoosh, or it won't. The Moment is the success/fail moment of the last hour. You get a pretty, nicely molded Bundt, or you get a semi-nicely molded Bundt on the bottom with the rest stuck into the pan. Guess which one I got?
Yeah. Sigh.
Here's what I think happened. The caramel was too thin, and too hot. It very quickly meandered to the bottom of the pan, and took the pecans with it. Once at the bottom of the pan, the caramel continued to cook until it became toffee. (A nice, delicious, nutty toffee that I later scraped out of the pan with a spoon and consoled myself with as I looked at my sad, disfigured Bundt.) Some of the cake stuck to the toffee and the rest released nicely. Hence, Ugly-Not-Really-a-Turtle-Bundt.
But frosting! Frosting fixes everything! And I still have some leftover caramel sauce to use as a garnish on top. I'm gonna frost and garnish the snot out of this cake! It's still salvageable! Yes!
I microwaved some canned frosting to make it liquid-y. (If I were a professional blogger, it would be ganache, but again, I'm a mom who is running out of time before supper prep needs to begin.) Poured about 3/4 of it over the cake, letting it pool at the bottom. Then I started drizzling the caramel sauce over the top. Again, it was too thin and pretty much just rolled off the cake. At this point, I really didn't even care and just laughed. Threw some more pecans on top, and called it done.
Do you want to see what it looked like in the end?
Here you go:
A little lumpy, a little bumpy, and I'm not sure I'd serve it to company or take it to a pot luck, but it's okay.
Taste verdict? It was good. Caramel really suits German Chocolate cakes, so those flavors blended nicely. But the caramel tended to pool away from the cake and frosting. Overall, however, it was a perfectly good cake and everyone at the table gave it a thumbs up.
The final take-away? It's cake. Cake is good. However you celebrate Bundt Day, enjoy - and may your Bundt not stick to the pan.
