I want to do the Monster Dash race with you this year. I'm gonna wear a costume, but I'm not sure which one. I really want to get another gold medal. If I do the Kids K and the Monster Dash, then I'll have THREE GOLD MEDALS. Do you think Daddy would wear his costume? I think he should wear his gorilla costume. But he should wear one of your old swimsuits over it so he doesn't look like a naked gorilla. I wonder if he will mind the mommy cooties on the swimsuit. I guess you can just wash it. I wonder where the cooties go when you wash them off in the washing machine? And then he can wear your swimsuit, and a long hair wig, and you can paint his face like a clown. So he can be a girl gorilla clown. Will you do my hair? Two braids. Who was on the phone? Wrong number? What's a wrong number? Why did they want to talk to someone named Wayne? My name isn't Wayne. Your name isn't Wayne. Daddy's name isn't Wayne. Huh. Maybe they have a friend named Wayne. I'm gonna go in your shower and get my feet wet from your shower water. Whoa! Whoa! No, I will not fall. Okay, maybe I will fall a little. But I didn't get hurt. See? Now look at me, I'm disco jogging! Oh say can you see? By the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed as the twi-lies last geeming. Whose broad stripes and bright stars...Huh. Look at that. Now watch me! Mom! You are not watching me! Watch me! Whoa! Whoa! Look it's a magic trick! Now I'm gonna disappear! Bet you can't see me! No you can't! Nuh-uh! Mom, what earrings are you wearing today? What shape are your earrings? Ovals? They're really not ovals, Mommy. They're kind of squarish ovals. Hey, I've got a chipmunk voice. Mom, can I see the rest of your earrings? Pleeeeeeease???? Next time you and Daddy have a date night, I want to pick out your earrings for you. Now I'm going to go make you a burrito, Mommy.
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